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Featuring a dramatic, detailed vintage emblem illustration of an angry black cat with glowing eyes and sharp fangs—framed by barbed wire and the iconic, wildly hilarious quote *\"IF I EVER GET RABIES YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST\"*—this tee is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek statement piece for cat moms, cat dads, and lovers of dark humor! 🐈‍⬛💬🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShowcased in a sleek, classic black, this shirt is crafted from our signature soft, breathable, lightweight cotton fabric. 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